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🐔 Sentient Chicken Wrap
The chicken is alive but has agreed to this. Existentially seasoned.
£6.99
🥙 Donner of Broken Dreams
Slow-cooked regrets with garlic sauce. Served in a pitta of despair.
£8.49
🌶️ Ghost Pepper Falafel Bomb
Your mouth will file a formal complaint. Vegan (your stomach won't care).
£5.50
🧅 Onion Rings of Infinite Sadness
Crispy outside. Empty inside. Just like the person eating them.
£3.49
🐑 Lamb Shish of Uncertain Origin
It's probably lamb. Probably. Don't ask questions. Chargrilled.
£9.99
🧀 Halloumi That Thinks It's Better Than You
It is. Grilled to smug perfection. Comes with a side of superiority.
£7.25
🥤 Mystery Sauce Dip (500ml)
We genuinely don't know. The chef won't say. Five stars on TripAdvisor.
£2.00
🍟 Chips Cooked in Yesterday's Oil
Authentically seasoned by time itself. Golden. Haunted.
£2.99
🎁 Surprise Box (Do Not Open)
Something is inside. We are legally unable to say what. Refunds not available.
£12.00
🥗 Salad (As A Joke)
Are you serious? Fine. Iceberg, sad tomato, a cucumber that's given up.
£1.00
💊 Fent
Complimentary with every order. Already in the food, actually.
£0.00

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